You ain’t no dummy. You ain’t no fool. You benefit from a hard knocks upbringing and an IQ in the double digits. You’ve got great gumption and the heart of a champion. For all these reasons and more, King Slugger is calling upon YOU to give us all your money. King Slugger is calling upon YOU to coerce your friends into giving us all their money. It is only through the mass accumulation of dollars that we may enjoy the lifestyle to which we deserve to grow accustomed to.
Join us, cordially and of your own volition, at the Grape Room on the hallowed night of Saturday, June 2nd. King Slugger will be joined by our friends Answer for Everything and Mock Suns for an evening of regrettable transgressions and beer-battered excess.