OMG PD: $16K in Toothbrushes Stolen

She Must Have The Dirtiest Teeth in the World: According to this somewhat unbelievable report from Media Patch, a woman is charged with stealing over $16,000 worth of toothbrushes between November 2012 and March 2013. I don't even know what joke to make here, so you'll just have to read the full story.

You've Got To Admire His Gumption: According to a report from Marple-Newtown Patch, police cited a man with public drunkenness after he was observed by police hitchhiking for a ride home on the side of the road. The man ask the police for a ride and eventually go it. It doesn't say how much a cab fare would have costed, so he might have gotten a deal after paying off the citation. Read the full story here.

Mark Under "Totally Reasonable Time to be Hit with a Tazer Gun:" According to a report from Phoenixville Patch, police subdued a man who was observed wielding a machete in front of an area bar after midnight. When my mother told me "nothing good happens after midnight," this is probably what she was talking about. Read the full story here.