Crime & Safety
OMG PD: Stolen Erection Cream, Stolen Sink
Check out these unusual police stories from the Greater Philadelphia area.
Everything, Including the Kitchen Sink: According to a report from Ardmore Patch, a number of power tools and a bathroom sink valued at over $1,500 was stolen from a van parked at the Wynnewood Old Navy.
I Guess He Didn't Want a Receipt: According to a release from Media Patch, an unknown person purchased $50 of merchandise from Birds and Bees in Concord Township but tried to walk out of the store without paying for a box of erection cream.
Why Can't We Be Friends?: According to a report from Mt. Airy Patch, police responded to a fight in which a man hit another man with a wall mirror after the two got into a fight over a song.
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